Sigmund Freud
“The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is: ‘What does a woman want?’”
Albert Einstein
“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.”
Lenny Bruce
“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time … they’re gone.”
Oscar Wilde
”Women are made to be loved, not understood.”
Charles Bukowski
“Don’t wait for the good woman. She doesn’t exist.”
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
Henry Miller
”There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.”
John Lennon
”As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”
Arthur Schopenhauer
”Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.”
Aristotle Onassis
”If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
Robin Williams
”If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
